What if when we ask how someone is doing this holiday season we say to ourselves, "holy shit, reengage", and actually want to hear how they are really doing?
Read MoreIs that a candy cane in his pocket?
Read MoreNothing is more awkward than sitting around the table with family you see once every other year. Between passing the mashed potatoes and dry stuffing you attempt to be old friends knowing full well that you will not speak to each other again for at least another year.
Read MoreElf on the shelf operates a lot like the rest of the world. If you screw up, you get a stocking full of coal. If you are good, you get presents.
Read MoreClassic Christmas carols and hymns are classics because they have been sanded smooth by the generations who have sung them for decades and centuries.
Read MoreFrom small talk about crap no one cares about to jabs from work rivals, nothing can make you work life more awkward than an office sponsored party with people you rarely want to see during work hours.
Read MoreAccording to the CDC 15,000 people will injure themselves during the months of November and December due to incidents involving holiday decorations.
Read MoreIf Christ came to reconcile us before God, does it really make sense that we should go into debt over material items that we don't need?
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